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This is pulang_tala's jyannis fic journal *points to the title*... Nothing special, especially if you've already read them. I don't feel the need to introduce myself as this isn't about me. This is about Ryo and Uchi's unconditional love, Yamapi's female sex organs, Tegoshi's angst, and Jin and Kame's catfight.

NO PART OF THIS JOURNAL OR THE STORIES, FOR THAT MATTER MAY BE REPRODUCED OR TAKEN IN WHATEVER FORM WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. DO SO AND YOU WOULD REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR FANGIRLING AND SAD EXISTENCE. BREVITY IS A MARK OF GENIUS. PLAGIARISM IS A MARK OF A LOW-LIFE.

some past reviews...

ebonics4dummies -"i think i just died...this is funnier than the last file (if that's even remotely possible). you're my humor fic hero xD No seriously, I got one of my friends to read this (who by the way, hates JE and everything it stands for) and even she loved it! For Serious."

azarashi -"i'm sorry! XD i was never a big fanfic reader until just recently (i've been an anime fan for 6 years and i've never read a single anime fic before @_@) but i read this one cos it's written by you and you're one of the funniest people i know ... so it was like, guaranteed to be funny and enjoyable :D"

dio_elaclaire - "XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD F^%$&^%&%^K I LOVE you XDDDDDD ^$%^&%^&^%*%! YOU RULE! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

capt_koki - "yup, dat's right beyotch I spammed u because dis fic iz da winnar ♥ XD"

bibi_teko -"HOLY )*(&!@)&*@)!*)(@*)!*@)!(@~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG SORRY BABE I MISSED THIS POST IM LATE DAMN ~!!!!!!!!!!! BUT (*#@&(*&#(&*@#~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAT THE CRAP KRING YOU'RE THE BEST !!!!! LIEK OMFG !! THIS WAS AWESOME !!!!

ON IDOLTHOUGHTS

amina- "wow....just...wow. i simply cannot find any words to describe just how amazingly....magnificently beautiful this story is. there have only been a handful of fanfics to even bring me close to tears...this is the only one that succeeded in actually making me cry. perhaps it's because i have also experienced heartbreak and emotional pain, but i just felt like this story.........was everything."

Obsession - "wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!! I LOVE this!!!!"

heaven_white_rose - "i don't know wot to say, but the way it's portrayed is very good, it's sweet and i think i understand why people do these things, wot they genuinely want and wot they get for ego wise is very different. very well written! igive it full 10 marks! i can feel the emotion the narrator is feeling."

ON A-BAKA

aeri - "ohhh, there's this really, really good and kinda-shortish chapters, but it's really good! Brings a lot of tears out of me for one this. It was a NEWS fanfic, Uchi and Ryo ^^~ I love the pairing sooo much now!"

shokizuki - "KRINGU-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nyah~! IT'S SO PERFECT!!!!! How can you make such a perfect masterpiece such as this fic??? I DEMAND FOR A NEW CHAPPIE/whatever XDD Nyah~! this is REALLY good STUFF! DO POST or WAR my ASS XDD"

Lola33 - "XDDDDDD KRING YOU ARE GOD! XDDD Or something relatively close at least. XDDD"

blueberry_cakie - "I LOVE UR FILES~!!! its great, amazing, awsome, interesting, different, attracting, appealing, magnificent, and GOOD!!! i officially annouce dat THIS IS DA BEST FAN-FIC I HAV EVER READ~!!"

CLICK ON THE CRACK

Only You Can Hear - (RYO X UCHI) "And then I came to a dreadful conclusion- that I am one miserable homosexual who had fallen in love with his best friend… "

Coors Silver Effect - (TAKKI X SHIGE) His mouth tasted sweet even after downing all that Coors Silver. Slowly, he slid his tongue between Shige’s parted lips, opening it up even more.

Milk-Colored Sleep - (TEGO X SHIGE X MASSU) And my words meant so little that you could not even allow them the dignity of existing.

Faux Golden - (RYO X UCHI) "I wish you’d love me a little less, Hiroki. Then leaning over her wouldn’t seem like a sin, and each time I kneel in front of her wouldn’t seem like a penance that I have to go through.

The Nishikido Files - (RYO'S EVIL MOUTH) "Do not insist on throwing me harsh words, too, if you will be offended. I don’t force you to read this, demmet!! Plus, have you forgotten? I AM RYO, the evil-mouthed one. I won’t mind having verbal war with you even if you are a girl with thick armpit hair."

Cybersex Claims Chonnys - (RYO X YAMAPI) Yamashita Tomohisa received an IM from a certain “boynextdoor”, who obviously wanted to have sex with him.

The Jimmy Mackey Radio Show - (Jimmy Mackey) "Konbanwa minna! Welcome to another hour filled with G-fun! G-music! G-babble! and G-latin! Orayt!"

Our Song - (MASSU X TEGO) "then we will close our eyes again and hope that our love does not lose its passion in a sad song..."

The JE fic-meme - (LJ Flisters/JE) "And then I ran into The Nishikido Ryo at the corridor… the love of my life… OMG I ssssoooo almost jumped on him until I noticed he was dressed up as Tina Turner and singing What’s Love Got To Do. IN JINGLISH. I think my love for him died at that moment. I felt like crying all of a sudden."

The Blind Date - (MARU X SHIGE) "To say the least, Ryuhei wasn't a guy I was expecting to meet. He's awkward, kinda fug and mentally challenged REALLY REALLY WEIRD.

Gatecrashers - (YOKO & OHNO) "We would’ve gotten away with it if our “smart boy” here didn’t go out of the kitchen with whipped cream and sauce all over his shirt. Seriously dude, why must you eat like an epileptic pig?"

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